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[August 24; 03:28pm] |
That's it. I'm going to Hawaii. I'm stealing Johnny Depp's map. And I'm finding the goddamn Fountain of Youth.
I am going to do all of this before the movie comes out next year. Because that's how I roll. Also because I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. We like to be ahead of the curve.
Ciao, darlings. Enjoy forever! I know I will.
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| ✴ eleven |
[July 21; 01:42pm] |
LOOK! LOOK HOW MAGNIFICENT I AM! All backlit and with the sword and AHHHH. I love me. I love me a lot. Daphne, do you love me? You better, because CLEARLY I AM THE AWESOMEEST THING TO EVER AWESOME IN THE HISTORY OF AWESOME and also film.
Oh, be quiet, it's too early for real words. Or grammar. Or anything but pure, unadulterated Captain. Jack. Sparrow. Must. Find. Fountain of Youth. Alkfdjaslfkda.
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| ✴ ten |
[June 18; 01:01am] |
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I take it back. I hate the monkey. Those stains are never going to come out. Bah.
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| ✴ nine |
[June 01; 01:49am] |
Monkey found the Pearl.
I love the monkey.
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| ✴ eight |
[May 17; 12:05am] |
Did the earth just move? I think it did. It moved. I'm sure of it.
This is incredibly disconcerting. Mommy?
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| ✴ seven |
[May 08; 09:06pm] |
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( Daphne )
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| ✴ sixish |
[April 20; 12:25pm] |
I have an itch, and it needs to be scratched.
This is going to require some pondering.
Hmmmm.
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| ✴ .... i've lost count |
[April 05; 12:01am] |
Hello, dearies. I've no idea what the shit most of you are on about, so here. Have some ancient Greek philosophy. We don't get enough of it around here!
Quote number one, from Pausanias in Aristotle's Symposium:
"Evil is the vulgar lover who loves the body rather than the soul." Quote number two, from the same dude:
"The love of the noble disposition is life-long, for it becomes one with the everlasting." So, my question is: Are the two mutually exclusive? Can we lovers be both vulgar and noble? Daphne darling, what do you think?
Also: I hereby dub myself Cupid, for reasons undisclosed as I don't know yet how they went down. So somebody better tell me. Cough cough.
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| ✴ worth at least four... maybe three and a half! |
[March 22; 06:23pm] |
Daphne fell overboard yesterday.
I'm still laughing about it.
Pretty sure I'm going to get slapped now.
Hahahahaha!
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| ✴ three days lying on a beach, drinking rum |
[March 11; 03:00pm] |
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Note to self: never leave laptop open while drunk. Bad things happen. Very bad.
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